Nothing's fun if you HAVE to do it -- I'm sure they're doing fun stuff in Hell. Nonstop.

I've conceived of the perfect addition to my Disney-in-the-Desert health park. In addition to the indoor ski hill, we'll have a Bowler-Skating Rink and juice bar. Oh yeah! You can cruise around on roller skates (quads, in-line, what have you, or I), and when you're tired of that, grab a red, green, or brown smoothie and sit, stand and twist yourself healthy skinny in one of our cushy, retro, orange vinyl bowling lanes. Boom. I'm set for life. And I can exercise and have FUN any time I want. God, I'm just FULL of great ideas. "I'm an idea man, Chuck." (Name that movie for bonus points.)

Okay, so I Googled [green smoothie breakfast break -- apple, banana and spinach - yum] "fun exercise." The very first article was actually very good. http://www.jonathanfields.com/blog/how-to-make-exercise-more-fun-than-sex/ If nothing else, you'll like the Schwarzenegger quote from Pumping Iron. Funexercise.net is some 10 year-old girl selling her own workout video. Odd. Basically, the idea is to play a sport, or take a dance class, or walk with your ipod. Duh. Okay, I still have issues. I wouldn't mind a dance class, or maybe karate or something. But, again, it's all about time. Is there one near my home? How much time do I spend changing into appropriate clothing and driving there and back, etc.? Maybe I should start close to home -- maybe I should see what goes on in Encanto Park, which is near my home. Maybe there is something going on there that would work. The search continues.