Does this road trip make my butt look big?

Two-hour-late 9:20 am departure not a big surprise. And it's a REALLY good thing I Boot Camped my butt last week, because I unBoot Camped it all in one day. Let's see, sat in car for 12 hours moving almost no muscle (except when I tried to change the audio, find my phone headset, and/or work the controls on the seat massager, most of which resulted in dangerous swerves onto the shoulder at 80 mph), ate almost a WHOLE bag of Terra chips, half a large can of Pringles (again, YUMMY taters), 1/4 pound of Raisinettes, an apple (yeah, a fruit, but kind of a joke with the rest of this list), a McD's cheeseburger and fries (hey, the DOG wanted the fries), a green smoothie (that was early, before I started the big road binge), 1/2 cup raw almonds (KIND of good for me), and, because my LaQuinta hotel room is right by Arby's (again, NOT my fault), two regular roast beef sands. SHIT. That's a lot of food even for the old me. The new me is appalled and wants to work out, but I'm REALLY tired and have to drive 11.5 hours again tomorrow. The fun and the food never ends. Maybe I'll be good tomorrow. Tee hee.