Time for a makeover? Spa Day? Or maybe just a big smack down. Who's with me?

I feel like I'm underdone -- not enough makeup, not enough hair, not enough, you know....everything, except fat cells.


But that's because I've been watching the Crazy Bitches of OC, NYC, and NJ lately.  That, and one more episode of Jerseylicious and I'm going for hair extensions, liposuction, lip injections, fake lashes and some Botox.  Seriously, what is UP with all the fake beauty?  I'm feeling ugly just being me even on a good hair day.

Obviously having a "fat" week, plus allergies, but will try to do an hour workout this afternoon, and that should make me feel righteous again.  Temporarily.

Okay, didn't actually work out for an hour -- only 20 minutes of yoga.  And then I had a big piece of chocolate cake.  Oops.