Is it wrong to want a Bedazzler?

I hit a new low today.  I found myself seriously comparing the merits of the Bedazzler and GemMagic products on Amazon.  What's WRONG with me?  I could have been working out.  But NOOOOOOO, I'm looking at plastic toys for setting studs and tacking rhinestones all over my textiles.  I am happy to report that I didn't actually put anything in my cart (although my finger hovered over that "add to cart" button for JUUUUST a second).  What will power I have NOT to waste $15 on that crap.  (Although it would be kind of fun to just throw a few nail heads on some stuff....it could still happen.  The GemMagic gets better reviews.  FYI.  NOT that you're interested.) 

Will power decidedly absent this morning when I drove "thru" at MickeyD's.  My rule is, if I'm out and about and it will actually SAVE me time (like on ANY road trip), I can drive thru.  And, I had to check again, just to be sure, but my cheeseburger-fry standard "drive thru" meal is only 540 calories.  Now, I'm not sayin' that's great.  I would probably have consumed fewer calories if I'd eaten at home.  And I'm sure there was lots of fat and maybe even some transfat and other evil in there, like maybe some crazy radiated cow, or cow-like product, or something (see that Food, Inc. movie -- I know I was surprised at what they do to our hamburgers).  But I got the JOY of snarfin' down every last sub-atomic particle of those 540 calories and then licking the salt off my fingers.  Mmmm.  It doesn't get much tastier than some ground "beef," "cheese," and condiments on a bun, along with some taters deep fried in a bunch of fat.  I'll have V8 for dinner.  Or with dinner.  Or maybe I'll work out.  (ROTFL -- I crack myself up.)  But it's kind of possible.

P.S.  Maybe if I bedazzle my sweats with something like "JUICY," no one will notice my jiggly old ass?