We are the world.

OMG, it's another drunken "I love you man" post.  But, really, I DO love you all.  Kum bah ya, my Lord, kum bah ya, Oh Lor-ord....you get the drift, if not the proper spelling.  Another beautiful day in the neighborhood -- call Mr. Rodgers, because it was NICE this weekened.

And, have I done ANYTHING remotely workey-outey?  Nope.  Not a thing.  Not for like 3 days.  Although I did burn some calories shopping.  And while I'm at this, why don't the web sites that give you calories burned show the number of calories burned per hour of shopping?  Because, let me tell you, you can burn some calories fighting off the b!tches at Last Chance or even TJ Maxx.  Seriously, if it's a sale or purse day at Last Chance, forget about it.

I'm avoiding the scale and will try some yoga or something tomorrow, but for now, I'ma take a pass.  Sleep tight and please click on an ad -- I think I get like one-thousandth of a penny for every ten million clicks or something, so don't be shy -- get yourself some scabies treatment or an Insanity video, or at least pretend some interest.  It's all for a good cause.  ::::-----))))

Note to self -- STOP saying scabies -- will only result in more scabies treatment ads.

Did I mention how fun the home tour was?  Can I upload a photo?  Let's see.  Yes.  Home tour preview party night photo, and end-of-tour photo at Ena's house this afternoon.  Proving that photos from the waist up are always a good thing if you want to look skinny.  Kum bah ya, my Lord, kum bah yah....

4 am post-excess-alcohol post script (because I woke up at 2:30 am after a long day of Willo Home Tour and potluck carousing):  Is it just me, or are those photos really blurry?  I don't think they were blurry on the phone or on FB when I posted them.  What up with that?   Will have to find a way to fix that issue.  Would get up and email photos to self, but bed is warm and feet/floor coldish at 4 am.   [Feb. 19 addendum:  emailed photos to self and re-posted -- why were they blurry?] Trawling (will have to look that word up someday, but tonight I'm gonna assume that's the right word) for that Look Good Naked infommercial.  Ugh, opened with The Story of Louis Pasteur -- even TCM gets desperate in the wee hours.  (Hey, wait a minute, Louis is kind of growing on me.)  Do you think there's a way to make the type larger on my on-screen satellite guide?  I AM getting old.  I'd try to fix that, but I can't see the screen well enough to do it from bed.  Those Insanity people are on again at 5 am.  And if I'm still up in 10 minutes, I can check out Hypnosis for Weight Loss.  THAT's something I haven't tried.  "You are getting SLEEPY.  And full.  You HATE chocolate.  Cookies are evil.  You want a dry, naked SALAD for lunch.  And dinner...."  I may have to stay up just for that show.  Hold the remote -- no need to wait for the Hypnosis show, when "Brazil  Butt Lift" (watch for the ads here soon) is on right now.  Sorry Louis (he's been inoculating sheep for like 10 minutes).  Okay, the Brazil Butt Lift is a workout they describe as being like "One-on-one personal training with the Butt Master."  Ouch!  The Butt Master?  Let's just enjoy that phraseology for a moment, shall we?  Are people buying this?  I clearly just need a half hour of air time and I can and will sell something totally stupid and make a gazillion dollars.  Please, E! network, just give me a chance -- I can come up with something at least as good as a snuggie, or the Butt Master.  

Okay, couldn't find the Look Good Naked infommercial and I'm too sleepy to explore the ad for the 6-week body make over where you eat more, exercise less and lose weight.  They had me at "eat more."  I can't even watch the Hypnosis guy.  How's he gonna do this?  Does he hypnotize you via video?  "LOOK into my eyes."  I may have to watch this a bit longer and report back.  Going back to not-sleep.