Well, this morning I was only 114 point-something after Bringin' It and removing my heavy tennis shoes. So I'm moving in the right direction again. Ena and I done Brung It yet again this morning -- that's four times in the last week and a half. As Ena pointed out this morning, it's a good thing we're not doing this 6 days a week (as recommended), because it would probably kill us. They need a P90X for middle aged ladies who like to cuss and bitch and giggle while working out. Someone told Ena the other day that we should stream video of our workouts and "make money" by charging people to watch. And I'm all like "Who'd want to watch US work out? We'd spend all our time giving refunds." But then this morning, while we were doing "banana rolls" and "Superman banana rolls" and some other shit that I cannot remember (because I'm a middle aged lady, not 20-something), I kind of changed my mind. It might actually be hysterical to see middle aged ladies rolling around on the floor of Ena's garage, while laughing and saying "F#CK ME!" I might pay money to see our workout this morning, and I was there. Like I said, there's a lot of cussing and stuff like, "What's he doing now? Oh, shit!!" And, of course, there's always the pre-Bring It thrash of, "Oh, I forgot to change tennis shoes." "Oh, I forgot my water bottle." And my personal favorite: "Where are YOU sore today?" So maybe we should set up a web cam and stream video. AS IF two middle-aged knuckleheads like us really know how to do that. Hey, it's a dream.
Lemme tell you, the P90X (Bring It!) Core Synergistics was the toughest workout yet -- it worked both upper and lower body, plus about killed me with cardio, because it's HARD to work both the upper and lower body at the same time. I felt like I got an @$$ lift from last Thursday's workout (that thing was awesome), and I can hardly wait to see what hurts tomorrow. I've already graduated to boys' push ups at least SOME of the time, and the scab on my knee is starting to heal, so I think we're making some progress. I also feel like my arms look better and my back fat is on the run.
Gotta go -- need to rest up for the next work out.
Okay, right now I am DYING laughing! I would pay money to see it, too, after the "Super Banana Man" roll (WTF?). I was trying to describe this to a friend, and it was really hard.
ReplyDeleteOf course, we couldn't actually allow any views of the P90X video on the screen, 'cause we'd probably have some copyright issues; however, if it's just us cursing Tony and rolling on the floor, we're probably good.
This morning's soundtrack would sound like a porno, with all the grunts and squeals! Hey, we might make a bundle!
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