Is it wrong to want some Pajama Jeans when I hate the Snuggie so much?
They are, after all, very different viral As Seen on TV products. One is a giant, ugly-ass blanket/monk robe freak-of-not-nature in offensive synthetic fleece animal patterns that has no business being alive. The other is a pair of sweet stretchy comfort pants masquerading as....JEANS! No one will ever know. Unless you're in the same room. I think I could totally walk the dogs in these things and wave and smile and the neighbors would not know that I'm wearing my dirty secret Pajama Jeans.
And I could wear my PJs while using my new eliptical trainer that I swore I would never get. Yes, I got another in a long line of under-utilized pieces of exercise equipment. How do I love to buy thee? Let me count the ways. 1. treadmill. 2. Gazelle. 3. bike. 4. stepper. 5. rocker. 6. old-school aerobic step with stacking pieces. 7. The Firm butt lifter step. 8. The Firm weight stick. 9. Everlast twister.... And I'm sure that ain't the half of them. So far I've used it twice. And I started to throw a piece of clothing over the handles yesterday. Oops.
Still not weighing in. Have been struggling with my atopic dermatitis and have been very busy with work, so haven't been working out. And the holidays killed me with goodies (I may have mentioned.) So now I'm fatigued all the time, cranky and pudgy. Hence the absence of blog entries. But things should get better. I'm on an elimination diet (eliminates all foods to which I may be allergic, including wheat, dairy, eggs....yes, it's killing me) to figure out if there is a food component to my allergies. I hope there is, because it's easier to avoid food than air. Anyway, once I get better, I'll get back to getting back in shape.
Think about those Pajama Jeans.
Oh! Holy Heck. I'm sitting here watching the morning show saccharine and didn't even realize it is Valentine's day. Happy VD sweeties!
ReplyDeleteGo for the jeans! I'm wearing my dog pants right now (fluffy lounge pants with dogs on them), and they totally LOOK like pajamas, even though they're not. Took the torti out front for a "walk" on the front lawn and I think people noticed that the dog pants looked disturbingly like pajamas, and WTF, lady? It's, like, 4 PM!
ReplyDeleteHmm. To wear pajamas and not look like I'm wearing pajamas? Or to not wear pajamas and look like I am. THAT is the freaking question. I'll get back to you after I finish redecorating the house with sh!t from Overstock.com.
ReplyDeleteGlad you're posting again, sort of, 'cause I think you're fish are going to stave to death.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the bouncy trampoline thingy -- I had one of those as well.
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