Friday, December 24, 2010

Forget White, I'm having an Orange Christmas.

Bless me Santa, for I have sinned.  I ate another entire box of cheesy orange goodness.  Not to mention an entire box of chocolates, a plate of sugar cookies, a pan of dark chocolate and caramel brownies, and a buttload of ginger snaps.  And I got another box of chocolates today.  JESUS people -- have any of you ever heard of Brussel sprouts?  Next year I'm starting a new tradition, where it is totally cool to give your friends and neighbors Brussel sprouts, broccoli and green beans (but not the casserole where the beans are swimming in cream of  mushroom soup), instead of cookies and chocolates.  You BASTARDS!

I haven't worked out in three weeks and I've given up weighing myself -- I'm sure it's going to be ugly, because I can feel the fat building up on my belly again.  Dang it!  And I worked SO hard for months to get not-fat.

Well, I guess that's what New Year's resolutions are for.


Have a super sweet Christmas!

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P.S.  PUT THE COOKIES DOWN, AND STEP AWAY FROM THE PLATE, MA'AM!

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